My previous suggestion was not very popular, contrary to what I had expected.

"TheOnelectronic" (theoneelectronic) 08/02/2013 at 14:22 • Filed to: notserious

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However, I took your suggestions to heart, and have come up with some different ideas for diversifying the GT-86 family.

Please note: I'm not being mean or nasty, or trying to pick on anyone. I just thought it would be amusing to take the criticisms others had of my idea way, way beyond what they meant. All things quoted here are quite valid and good points, I just thought it might be funny to see just how far you can take something out of context.

"It also destroys what the car is.

I would not at all be opposed to increasing the performance of the car, but for the track not the dirt. "

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Done. This BRZ will never be able to leave the track.

"If you are going to differentiate, let Subaru strap one of their turbos to it. Boom, different."

Tried it. The strap broke: It didn't end well. Will use bolts next time, and perhaps mount turbo IN car rather than ON car.

"Chances of profitability: Zero"

This is an issue, so I tried to create a BRZ that would be as profitable as possible.

It uses an existing body, to minimise cost, as well as the cheapest components legally possible. It also includes such hot sellers as:

Hybrid technology! 32mpg!

CVT only! Nobody buys manuals anymore.

1.3 Liter engine, detuned for maximum mileage. 0-60 under ideal conditions: maybe.

Green paint, for that extra eco cred.

Suspension replaced with stern suggestion from scary-looking grandfather.

Optional brakes!

Sadly, none of these ideas are likely feasible, as they all conflict with each other.

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TheOnelectronic > TheOnelectronic 08/02/2013 at 14:27

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Okay, what the fuck happened with the formatting.

Anon > TheOnelectronic 08/02/2013 at 14:28

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I lost my shit at.

"Suspension replaced with stern suggestion from scary-looking grandfather."

Victorious Secret > TheOnelectronic 08/02/2013 at 14:28

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I want that donked FRS just to fuck with everyone.

Now.

Who do I give the money to?

desertdog5051 > TheOnelectronic 08/02/2013 at 14:41

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Tried it. The strap broke: It didn't end well. Will use bolts next time, and perhaps mount turbo IN car rather than ON car.

That's funny. +1 to you.

Cloud81918 > TheOnelectronic 08/02/2013 at 17:17

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Just me or does the Donked FRS/BRZ look and awful lot like the RallyFighter???

TheOnelectronic > Cloud81918 08/02/2013 at 19:39

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...1) Yes, yes it does

2) Are those Civic taillights?